Is it just me or John Green looks like James Potter nursing Harry?
make john green find the thing
john green will die when he finds the thing
Snow melts and flash freezes into an icy downhill river. A bunch of snowbanks in Russia began to melt, then it got cold again quickly, flash-freezing into the icy river you see here.
I would totally slide down that
DONT SLIDE DOWN THAT. THIS ONE TIME WHEN I WAS LIKE 9, I WOKE UP ONE MORNING AND ALL OF THE SNOW WAS LIKE THIS. IT WAS LIKE SOME FUCKED UP MIRACLE OF NATURE THAT TURNED THE UNIVERSE INTO A GODDAMNED ICE RINK. MY YARD WAS FLAT SO SLIDING AROUND ON IT WAS PLAUSIBLE AND KIND OF A FUN ADVENTURE.
BUT THEN ME AND MY FRIEND THOUGHT IT’D BE THE GREATEST FUCKING IDEA TO GO INTO HER BACKYARD, WHICH WAS A REALLY STEEP HILL, A SLIDE DOWN THIS ON SOME FUCKING SLEDS AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BRO.
WE SLID DOWN THAT BITCH. FUCK, DID WE SLIDE DOWN THAT BITCH. SLID ALL THE WAY TO THE BACK OF HER YARD UNTIL WE WERE ALMOST IN HER BACK NEIGHBOR’S YARD, AND THE WHOLE TIME, WE COULD NOT STOP. THERE IS NOTHING TO HOLD ONTO. THERE WAS NOTHING BUT ICE AND SMOOTH SLIPPERY SURFACE LIKE AN INFINITE FUCKING FROZEN ASS WATERFALL OF LIES AND MISPLACED TRUST.
WE SLID INTO HER FUCKING GARDEN AND HAD TO GRAB ONTO THE LITTLE BIT OF FENCE THAT WAS POKING OUT OF THE SNOW TO KEEP OURSELVES FROM SLIDING ANY FURTHER. THE GODDAMNED SLEDS ARE GONE, BTW. GONE FO FUCKING EVER INTO THE ABYSS OF HER NEIGHBOR’S YARD.
WE CAN’T GET UP. IT’S TOO SLIPPERY TO GET YOURSELF TO STAND. THE ICE IS TOO THICK TO STAMP INTO THE SNOW. WE ARE BASICALLY FUCKED.
THIS OTHER KID CAME BY AND WE’RE LIKE, YO COME AND HELP US AND HE’S LIEK YEAH OKAY COOL, THAT’LL BE EASY. NOPE, TEN SECONDS LATER, STUCK RIGHT WITH US.
AND IT TOOK LIKE TWENTY MINUTES OF US YELLING FOR HER MOTHER TO COME AND GET US AND SHE HAD TO LIKE STAMP FUCKING FOOTPRINTS INTO THE GROUND FOR US TO WALK BACK UP IN OR SOMETHING? OR SHE MIGHT HAVE DRAGGED US UP, I CAN’T REALLY REMEMBER.
DON’T SLIDE DOWN THIS SHIT.
UNLESS YOU KNOW, YOU ENJOY GETTING STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ICY SLOPES WITH NO HOPE OF EVER RETURNING UNLESS SOMEONE FINDS YOU. THEN BY ALL MEANS, BE MY FUCKING GUEST.
Although I got it in a few seconds I am still really angry at myself for not getting that straight away I mean my god
I am surprised by how much sex I have had in my life that I didn’t want to have. Not exactly what’s considered “real” rape, or “date” rape, although it is a kind of rape of the spirit - a dishonest portrayal or distortion of my own desire in order to appease another person.
I said yes because I felt it was too much trouble to say no. I said yes because I didn’t want to have to defend my “no,” qualify it, justify it - deserve it. I said yes because I thought I was so ugly and fat that I should just take sex every time it was offered, because who knew when it would be offered again. I said yes to partners I never wanted in the first place, because to say no at any point after saying yes for so long would make our entire relationship a lie, so I had to keep saying yes in order to keep the “no” I felt a secret. That is such a messed-up way to live, such an awful way to love.
So these days, I say yes only when I mean yes. It does require some vigilance on my part to make sure I don’t just go on sexual automatic pilot and let people do whatever. It forces me to be really honest with myself and others. It makes me remember that loving myself is also about protecting myself and defending my own borders. I say yes to me.
MISHA COLLINS COVERING “THE KILL” BY 30 SECONDS TO MARS
MISHA???????? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???? NOW THE BASTARD CAN SING?????? R U FUCKIN??????? I AM SO FUCKING DONE RN
At first I was like “he’s okay” and then the chorus happened and ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME MISHA?!,.1/.???
CAN YOU NOT
NOTIs there any where I can download this from?
sorry to break your hearts and all but this isn’t Misha. this is a guy called Mitchell Emmen. sorry.
why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging
No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No.
Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time
IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IBM MY LIFE
This has literally brightened up the rest of my year holy shit